Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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