at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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