im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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