Are we in a gay sports bar?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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