Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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