do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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