i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
