So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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