You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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