ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I love you. Go after that dick
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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