The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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