Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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