you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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