so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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