quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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