Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
