Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
