He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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