So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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