Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
you never un-have a 4some
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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