do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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