Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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