so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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