Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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