I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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