we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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