Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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