I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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