You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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