I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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