Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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