its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
