When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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