do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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