For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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