eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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