who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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