love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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