My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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