in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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