Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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