: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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