That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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