Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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