She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
