it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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