I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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