i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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