I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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