Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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