Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
