how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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