Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she pinky promised me she was 18
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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