i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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